WHY BEiNG A GiRL iS THE BEST:

1. * we can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. 
2. * Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm. 
3. * Yeah, PMS sucks. but at least we have a good excuse to eat chocolate for a week. 
4. * If we’re on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we’ll get lifeboats first. 
5. * We get the bigger apartment on Friends. 
6. * Girl talk. you know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. 
7. * We never have to stand in a urinal and have other girls stare at us. 
8. * Dark circles under the eyes? a hickey? we can just cover them up with a little concealer. 
9. * We don’t have to shave our faces. 
10. * We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance. 
11. * justin, carson, ryan, freddie, orlando, brad. need i explain this one? 
12. * We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys. 
13. * We don`t have to dowse our food in tabasco sauce just to look tough. 
14. * That whole circumcision thing! 
15. * When we get married, we get to keep our own name or choose the one that we like better. 
16. * We don`t have to deal with sideburns. what`s up with those anyway? 
17. * At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. 
18. * We never have to wear tighty-whities.. or jock straps! 
19. * Even if we are ugly, we have make up to fix it. 
20. * We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are. 
21. * Nose hair, ear hair, back hair - so not a problem for us. 
22. * Slumber parties! guys just don`t know how much fun those are. 
23. * We don`t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there. 
24. * That special bond we have with our moms-some day. 
25. * We don`t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play. 
26. * Nobody makes fun of us for liking the backstreet boys or n'sync. well, almost nobody. 
27. * pick up lines. they`re not something we need to practice. 
28. * We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy. 
29. * We give really good advice. 
30. * On tv shows we`re always the ones that have the coolest super powers. 
31. * dollhouse, delias, XOXO, wetseal, abercrombie, etc. 
32. * we can put cottonballs between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly. 
33. * daria and lisa simpson are girls. 
34. * bevis and butt-head aren`t. 
35. * the coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us. 
36. * We don`t have to sit on our wallets. 
37. * Our wallets have a place for change. 
38. * It is entirely possible that we will marry Ashton Kutcher someday. 
39. * Our lives do not revolve around ESPN or sports center. 
40. * it`s not required that we learn how to spit when we`re young. 
41. * We are called tomboys, boys are called girly. 
42. * We have nicer handwriting than guys. well, it`s true. 
43. * We don`t have to stuff boxers in our jeans. 
44. * Female pro athletes aren`t overpaid egomaniacs. 
45. * Girls with guy first names (like joey) sound cool, but it doesn`t work the other way around.